palesweet:

pale-men:

mihsunderstood:

☹pale&pretty☹

❀Pale Men❀

♔If your blog is pale/pretty, I will follow back bby♔

It’s a metaphor

palesweet:

pale-men:

mihsunderstood:

☹pale&pretty☹

❀Pale Men

If your blog is pale/pretty, I will follow back bby

It’s a metaphor

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

67067 # 3 hours ago

leggomymeggos:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

Leah! Look!

17419 # 4 hours ago

ask-blueb100d-equius-zahhak:

(Sorry for the absence ;w; My final is done in a week then I’ll come back to update! Thank you my followers! ;w; Have a crappy fem!Equius cosplay of me if this crappy thing can be considered as a cosplay… T_T)

5202 # 4 hours ago
sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

hobgoblinhero:

image

68521 # 5 hours ago

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Bo Burnham is great.

215173 # 1 day ago
gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

dirkology:

bae: come over

me: not now im piloting an eva

bae: im off my period

me: image

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